The IncredibLees



The Misadventures of a family of superheroes forced
to hide their secret super identities starring
"Mao Tse" Hannah (6-1/2),
Chris (8), John (also 8), Liz & Jeff

     
                       

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

On*Star

I just saw a commercial for On*Star, one of those mobile Global Satellite Positioning companies. The ad goes something along the lines of: "Some people, when involved in a collision, see their lives flash before their eyes. Some people hear voices." ((Voiceover of the On*Star guy saying he sees that this guy's airbags have deployed and he is sending help)).

If I worked for On*Star, I would have a seriously hard time refraining from sending the following message to the driver, just once: "This is the Lord Your God. We're not letting you in. Now, return to Earth and amend your ways. (muttered under breath: Jerk.)"